Rick Santorum complained this week about a "Google" problem that he has had since 2003. Naturally, I went to Google to see what was troubling, the also-ran candidate for the GOP nod.
Here is what I found.
The top three...
There were better results for the former Pennsylvania Senator when I tried Rick Santorum.
The first and third results flip and Santorum's wikipedia page is #1. Santorum's official campaign site comes in at #6.
Santorum's real problem is more related to #2.
In 2003, Dan Savage, angered by Santorum's slurs against gay people, asked his readers to coin a definition for "santorum" which would offend the Senator.
Today, "santorum" is known as the "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
Awesomely brilliant strategy.
The more Santorum grouses about Google, the more basement dwelling trogs view the page he finds so morally repulsive.